Me! The biggest dork in Chicago! Two years in a row! Hunkering down with the Shure Kehilla for Tikkun Leyl Shavuot. Yep, it is that time of year again, when the Jews remember receiving the ten commandmants. To celebrate we eat dairy foods and study. Specifically, we study the story of Ruth! Know who Ruth is? Judaism's very first convert.
Know what Ruth didn't do? Go to an orthodox mikvah.
She said to her mother-in-law, "Your people will be my people, your god will be my god."
And then she fucked a Jew.
Another one. I mean, her dead husband was a Jew. And then she declared herself a Jew after he died and looked at another man's feet or something biblical that means fucked.
Me? I studied for a year, went to temple every week, learned hebrew, learned the prayers, started giving tzedaka, went to mikvah, forsake all other religions and all other gods.
But am I Jewish enough for Jewlicious? Nope.
Thanks a lot. Maybe I should try fucking a Jewish guy. Oh wait, then you'd think I was just a shiksa.
*sorry for the f-bombs, but I had to make a point. I'll probably never get into rabbinical school now. They'll google me in 10 years and find this post and say, "She said 'fuck' instead of 'begat'."
Not all of Jewlicious posters agree with the ones who shout the loudest
about who is and isn't a Jew. Be clear that in my view, you are most
clearly someone whose conversion is valid.
What can I tell you Leah? You chose to convert via a branch of Judaism that
rejects my beliefs. I didn't reject you, you rejected me. I feel awful that
this situation exists between us and I am fully willing to accept my part
in it, but please, it takes two to dance. You made your decision and left
me with no choice. It's tragic because you definitely have a strong
commitment to Judaism and I appreciate that more than I can possibly
describe. But please, don't make it look like I'm the only one who got us
into this mess. You had a role in it too. You made a choice and while
honest and well thought out, you still chose to reject me and the Orthodox.
I wish we could meet one day so that you'll know that I am not a frothing
at the mouth fundamentalist loonie-tune. You should know that despite your
rejection of me, I will still fight in order to allow you to practice your
Judaism as you wish. Anyone that wishes you harm is my enemy. Anything I
can do to help you in your Jewish journey, just ask and I'll do it. I'm
sorry the bounds of our relationship aren't all neat and pretty, I'm sorry
if you feel hurt - I promise I feel equallly hurt - but I will do my
damndest to be as respectful to you as possible. Please have a chag sameach
and enjoy your all night study session.
Thanks to you both for dropping by and leaving comments. I'm not
particularly hurt by you CK, but it rankles me from time to time.
Leah, I can defend your right to practice the way I defend anyone's right
to practice their religion. I mean if I feel a Christian or a Moslem ought
to be free to worship then, kal va chomer, a Reform convert ought to be
free to worship too. I don't believe in Islam or Christianity and I do not
accept Reform Judaism but I'd never stop you from practicing your faith as
you see fit. Your status as a convert is irrelevant in this respect. I
couldn't marry you, but somehow I doubt that'll ever be an issue ;)
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